[It always amuses Mycroft to see that expression on Lestrade's face because ... well, it's Lestrade's face for Mycroft. The, 'Don't go overboard, you ponce' face. Warm, familiar. He often thought of kissing it, just to see what would happen.]

Oh, very well. Half the week for rest, half the week to me. Sound fair? You even get to pick the food, since you are on holiday.