Mycroft considered the option, before he let out a faint snort at the rest of what Gregory had said. He tipped his head towards his lover - which Gregory most certainly was and Mycroft was Pleased as Punch about it - speaking wryly, "I would like to make a counter offer."

He lifted one hand weakly, as the rest of him had been nicely drained by incredible sex, "We use the tissues. We both get up. We both shower, and I get to touch you to my heart's content."